Knock, knock! Who’s there? Oh, just the funniest collection of “knock knock jokes” you’ll ever hear! Whether you’re looking for something clean, flirty, dark, or downright hilarious, we’ve got you covered. Get ready to laugh, groan, and maybe even blush as we dive into the world of “knock knock jokes”!
Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alcoholic.
Alcoholic who?
Alcoholic you if I don’t stop drinking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you gonna let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock this hard, but I had to!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting forever out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, you tell me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to grab a drink later?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more knock knock joke and I’m leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling these jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me!
Best Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you gonna let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock this hard, but I had to!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting forever out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, you tell me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to grab a drink later?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more knock knock joke and I’m leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling these jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and get me a drink!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep and move out of the way!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you gonna let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock this hard, but I had to!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting forever out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, you tell me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to grab a drink later?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more knock knock joke and I’m leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling these jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me!
Knock Knock Jokes Dark Humor
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not your dad.
Not your dad who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The police.
The police who?
Open up, we have a warrant.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A ghost.
A ghost who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your future.
Your future who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A skeleton.
A skeleton who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A zombie.
A zombie who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A vampire.
A vampire who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A werewolf.
A werewolf who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A mummy.
A mummy who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A witch.
A witch who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A demon.
A demon who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A ghoul.
A ghoul who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A banshee.
A banshee who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A poltergeist.
A poltergeist who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A wraith.
A wraith who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A phantom.
A phantom who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A specter.
A specter who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A revenant.
A revenant who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A shade.
A shade who?
Exactly.
Knock Knock Jokes Flirty
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and get me a drink!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep and move out of the way!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you gonna let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock this hard, but I had to!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting forever out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, you tell me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to grab a drink later?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more knock knock joke and I’m leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling these jokes?
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to say, you look boo-tiful today!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch you a happy Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy witch give me some treats?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire going to suck your blood!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy the one who loves you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie hungry, let’s eat!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolf you if I don’t get candy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton key won’t open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein who?
Frankenstein you for being my friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you can’t guess who I am!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be watching you this Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider you a happy Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin pie is my favorite!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the candy!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Monster.
Monster who?
Monster mash is on the playlist!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton crew is ready to party!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl-oween is here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie hungry for brains… and candy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Creak.
Creak who?
Creak open the door, it’s Halloween!
knock knock jokes for adults flirty
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome… for being so hot.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, you’re sweeter than sugar.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, I’m here to cuddle.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been waiting forever!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to kiss you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I dreaming?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and kiss me already!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie chance you’ll let me in?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a great place to start our date!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole, it’s me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business, but you’re cute!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for you all night!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I can fix it with a kiss.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Albie.
Albie who?
Albie your dreams tonight!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me a kiss, don’t you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and kiss me!
Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOO!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow, you sound excited!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel… that’s why I knocked!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
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FAQs About Knock Knock Jokes
Why are knock knock jokes so popular?
Knock knock jokes are simple, interactive, and fun for all ages. They rely on wordplay and timing, making them easy to remember and share.
Can knock knock jokes be customized?
Absolutely! You can personalize knock knock jokes by using names, inside jokes, or themes like holidays or events.
Are knock knock jokes only for kids?
No, knock knock jokes can be tailored for adults too, with flirty, sarcastic, or clever twists to suit any audience.
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